Don't come to the Fuqua's front door...

...Or you will be attacked by birds! Swallows make these mud nests in the crooks of the duplexes around here, specifically at the front doors. Once there are babies in the nests, it is illegal to destroy it. Swallows are migratory birds and annoying as they are, they're protected by law. I can't wait til the babies fly out of this nest so I can knock it down. Not only will they try to attack you at our front door, but they poop all over the front porch area. Yuck. This is the only shot I could get, as I was literally being attacked by one of the adult birds.